Arms McCoy, Sideshow Savior

"And it was in those times when money lenders delivered unto the senators and those that led, the wealth of every working person so that their pockets would be lined with their neighbors' earnings.

A man appeared among the downtrodden -- a star of the carnival sideshow -- with arms twice the length of his body, a bear-like snout, and a perpetual slathering tongue. Arms McCoy was the most unlikely of saviors."